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"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
B) on the outside :( on the inside
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
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did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
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